Let’s talk about Evansville Nutrition. Because baby, what they’re serving isn’t wellness it’s a gastrointestinal gamble. I walked in thinking I was about to get a cute little protein boost. You know, something light. Something energizing. They handed me a neon-colored shake with a smile and said, ‘It’s Herbalife!’. And I should’ve known. I should’ve run. Because ten minutes later? My stomach said, ‘We need to evacuate. IMMEDIATELY.’ I wasn’t sipping a smoothie I was sipping a liquid cleanse with a vendetta. And the worst part? They act like it’s normal. Like, ‘Oh yeah, that’s just the detox working!’ No, sweetie. That’s not detox. That’s digestive betrayal. That’s DEFCON 1 in my lower intest...
