This restaurant doesn't even deserve a single star. I suspect the owner is behind all those five-star reviews, perhaps with help from friends or even family. But honestly, she probably doesn’t have the time because she’s busy preparing meals—if you can call it that—by microwaving frozen food and TV dinners, then heating them up in their lovely wood oven (which seems to be just for show) before serving to customers. She clearly lacks cooking skills; it's one thing to cook for yourself at home, but when you're that unskilled, you shouldn't be cooking for anyone else. "Horrible" is a compliment for the food served at this café.
